Joker Game Metropolitan Police Department Drama CD



The video is not mine. I just uploaded it here on Youtube because I don’t see any drama cd’s here. Credits to the translation also!

00:00
Sakuma: Excuse me-
Hatano: HAA!!?? Why am I the one constantly pulling the joker!? Isn’t that weird!?
Jitsui: You’re the one that keeps pulling it out, you must really like the joker, huh. Hmph (taunting laugh)
Hatano: You must have done something, Miyoshi!
Miyoshi: Done what? I would like it if you didn’t falsely accuse me. If you have any doubts, then why don’t you go ask Amari, who’s the referee.
Amari: Eh? Sorry, I thought it would be over in the afternoon.
Hatano: Who was the one who made him referee!?
Miyoshi: Didn’t you do it? Don’t make such a fuss, you’ll ruin my hair.
Sakuma: ……….. (closes door) Di-did I go into the wrong room? I heard it’s on the second story detached from the main building, but the nameplate is… (sighs) It’s all worn out, I can’t read it. Oh there’s another door behind me. This time I shall pull myself together and… Excuse me. (opens door)

01:01
Kaminaga: Ah, hello Sumire-chan? Thank you for before. So and, this may be sudden, but are you free tonight? Yeah, I got an opening you see~ (laughs)
Tazaki: Kaminaga, go talk in the hallway instead. (sighs, munches on cookie) Hm, this cookie is pretty good.
Fukumoto: I’m glad. I don’t have much experience baking sweets, so I didn’t have much confidence but…
Odagiri: (munches)
(LINE sound)
Fukumoto: Hm? It’s from Odagri.
Odagiri (LINE): It was so tasty that I LOL’d wwwww.
Fukumoto: I see… I baked a lot, so eat more.
Tazaki: Don’t use LINE when you’re so close to us, just say it normally!
(door closes)
Sakuma: ……. What are those guys doing? There’s no mistake, that wasn’t the sight of people working in their normal hours. Those guys are the darkness of the police department? Heh, that’s imposibleeeeeeeee (got hit by door)

02:02
Miyoshi: Huh? What’s wrong? Why are you kneeling over there?
Sakuma: Ah… ow….! I feel like my butts going to split in two…
Miyoshi: Human’s backsides are already split to begin with.
Sakuma: I’ve been looking for the D Department, but it seems that I’ve got the wrong room… Sorry, it seems I’ve disturbed you.
Miyoshi: You’re not mistaken. The department you’ve been looking for is right here. Welcome, Chief Sakuma.

02:42
Sakuma: Sports day huh. How many years has it been? I haven’t participated in this since my police school student days.
Hatano: Um… I’m sorry to interrupt you when you’re enjoying yourself but… Do we have to wear this t-shirt?
Sakuma: Hm? Of course you do. You need team t-shirts for teams. There’s a difference in unity power if you don’t have them. Hurry up and wear it. Fukumoto sewed on a bear application so it’s very cute you know.
Hatano: That’s the problem!! Rather than help these guys, I should just ditch… Oi, Odagiri, you should also say something.
Odagiri (LINE): Hm? Why don’t you just hurry up and wear it?
Hatano: Seriously!? Am I the only one with a problem with the design of our t-shirts!?

03:26
Miyoshi: Oya, oya it suits you well, Sakuma Team. Well I would rather die than wear that myself.
Jitsui: Is that for a punishment game or something?
Amari: Ah, it’s Sa (kuma) Team so you used bears, huh?
Fukumoto: You noticed it well.
Kaminaga: Sakuma Team has Fukumoto, Odagiri, and Hatano, huh. Hatano is going to be troublesome.
Amari: We have Miyoshi, Kaminaga, Jitsui, and me after all. No matter how you think about it, we’re far inferior to their team’s physical strength.
Hatano: Heh! I can give you a handicap if you want?
Miyoshi: No need. Besides, I don’t want any mercy coming from someone who’s wearing that t-shirt.
Hatano: You’re also wearing that shirt with a strange picture you bought from that shopping district.
Miyoshi: !
Jitsui: Ah~, ridiculing Miyoshi’s fashion sense is like stepping on a minefield…
Miyoshi: Who said that my clothes were a 980 yen item bought from a dreary shopping district during its closing out sale?
Hatano: Ha? ….I didn’t say any of that… 

04:26
Odagiri (LINE): I normally buy my clothes at the shopping center, since it’s cheap.
Fukumoto: Ah, we’re commoner comrades, huh.
Sakuma: Guys, don’t make a scene. Now that I think about it, where’s Tazaki? He’s not assigned to either team.
Tazaki: Ah~, ah~. Mic test, mic test. (clears throat) This is the broadcaster speaking. Leading the progression is me, Tazaki.
Sakuma: Ha? Why is Tazaki the broadcaster?
Kaminaga: Ah, this was a free for all participation kind of thing, right? Tazaki had quite a lot of connections with people in the neighborhood association. That’s his kind of specialty, so I’m sure the end result was sure to turn out like this.
Sakuma: You give him too much credit.
Tazaki: We are blessed with this cloudless fair sky, a truly fine weather for a sports day, the opening ceremony will begin in a moment, so please gather at the main ground.

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All Comments

  • Esto perdió toda su seriedad

    Jorge Cotrinax July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 福本可愛すぎません???

    a君 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 160cm組可愛すぎかよ…..

    エマ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 福本優しすぎるし、田崎さんツッコミもボケも真面目にやるののたまらんし、小田切さんだけキャラ崩壊やばい。

    久遠菖蒲 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • Miyoshi: "I'd rather die than wear that T-shirt"
    Me: "Never say never Miyoshi"
    Writers: rolling up their sleeves "Boi do I have some news for you"

    zainab abdul jalil July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • いや突っ込みどころ多すぎて笑うwwwwwwwwww はー三好。あー三好。はー好き()

    菅田紫雨 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 小田切、お前そんなやつやったんか笑笑

    ななくさ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 6:20

    もっちー July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • "I'd rather die—"
    Woo boy, Miyoshi. Do I have some news for you

    zainab abdul jalil July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • Nearly everyone in the comments are grieving over Miyoshi and honestly who can blame anyone

    zainab abdul jalil July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 実井可愛いぞ〜♡

    人狼フレンズ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 波多野かわいい

    ぽこ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 波多野かわいい(ू•ω•ू❁)
    波多野かわいいよぉぉぉおお!!!!

    推しが尊い。 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • Miyoshi 😍😍

    Người Qua Đường July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • あああジョカゲ二期やってほしい!!けど、パロディにのっとられてる感あるし(良い)、しれっと三好登場しそう(期待)だし、だからつまり二期をずっとずっと待ってる!こんなにツッコミどころ多い仕様のアニメと化するとは思わなかったけど!

    しゃらしゃらくくくっ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 波多野はたのはたのぉぉぉ!!!

    三好みよしみよしぃぃぃぃぃっ!!!

    ガッコいいよぉぉぉ回帰赤也かわ障なぁか八十、は、くぁw背drftgyふじこlp;@:「」

    (0(:3 )〜 ('、3」 ∠ )

    オタク代表 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 午後ナンデスは濁すくせにLINEはにごさないのね笑笑笑笑

    Miyu KogaWa July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • does anyone have the FULL tracks please

    玖蘭Miyuki ・ルシス・チェラム July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • What happened to that last part though?

    Serena Hazuki July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • Is it only me or Odagiri really has a thing for LINE???

    Jehnna Elizabeth Sawada July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 美味すぎワロタ

    おむいつ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • I didn't know Miyoshi had a thing about fashion sense… lol

    Aer Dun July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • ゴゴナンデス笑笑

    霧島蓮 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 佐久間さん好きだぁぁぁ…

    凛子。 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 三好かわいい

    Piggy Forever July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • し、しおりちゃんになりたい~。良平さんかわいかぁーww

    荒井恵子 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 三好達にびっくりする佐久間さんおもろいw

    ミカヅキ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 何時ものキリッとした雰囲気と違ってほんわかした雰囲気で可愛すぎかよ……

    モブ3 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • …髪がくずれる…(´・∀・`)

    もちもちごはん July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 櫻井さん♡

    侍兵士長 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • めっちゃ、しおりちゃんになりたい(真顔)
    田崎、カッコいい(真顔)

    あすたー July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • やばい私名前しおりだから神永のセリフにめっちゃドキってなったw

    荏原詩織 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 甘利と小田切ワロタwwwwww

    Tekerettunopaa July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 午後なんですってwww
    甘利何見てるのw

    明石士郎 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • ラインって…時代無視しすぎwww

    猫のひげ July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • みんなどったのwwwwww

    A. A July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • it has chinese ?

    春日森 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 三好かわいい。かわいい。

    りほら July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 佐久間さんが圧倒的ツッコミ要員。

    Mile Elie July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 波多野かわいいよ波多野

    船長 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • 三好~~~

    史萊姆 July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply
  • My dear Miyoshiiii !!!

    Stefania Castagna July 16, 2020 7:57 am Reply

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